Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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