i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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