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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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