9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
