so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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