Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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