You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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