YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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