You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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