Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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