Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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