i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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