Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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