For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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