I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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