S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Couch. On fire.
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