Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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