just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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