My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
