I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
ugly people sure do ruin things
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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