the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
