Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize