dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I look better un-naked...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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