it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
this will be a night to untag.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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