We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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