the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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