she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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