Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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