a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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