He asked to "fluff my boner.."
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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