i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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