at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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