her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
please don't ironically join a cult
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