He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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