do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Randomize
