sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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