She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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