shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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