Soap is not a condiment
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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