i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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