so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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