My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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