No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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