i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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