I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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