Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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