You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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