We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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