Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Dicks are not precious.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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