You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I look better un-naked...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
we should paint friendship bongs
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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