I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
