is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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