my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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