I just saw a hot homeless man
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You ate ashes out of my bong
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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