You're completely useless in the revolution.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I party with great urgency now.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
